GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then